6 (66) Spooktacular Halloween Trademarks

It’s the time of year to be scared by ghosts, zombies and trademarks!!! For a very special Halloween edition of Pirated Thoughts, we took our flashlight and went down into the dark, cobwebbed-filled catacombs of the United States Patent and Trademark Office to find some scary and not so scary real trademarks. So have a cool glass of some HALLOWINE and try not to be too frightened.

HARLEMWEEN

harlemweenWhat happens when you mix Harlem and Halloween, you get HARLEMWEEN, so says the Facebook page of this event. HARLEMWEEN is the trademark associated with a party that occurs in Harlem, New York that features a re-creation of the Michael Jackson “Thriller” dance and other fun things. First registered in 2013, this trademark is among the living.

GHOST FACE

ghostfaceThe image to the right is the actual registered trademark associated with the Scream movies and soon-to-be television show. Yesterday, MTV announced that beginning in October 2015, a reboot of the Scream movies will occur on the small screen. So get ready for my Ghost Face by this time next Halloween.

ZOMBIE! ON A SEGWAY

When the dead get tired of aimlessly walking around looking for brains to munch, they cruise along like a mall cop on their Segway. This trademark application was in association with clothing and shirts but is no longer with us. Status: dead (stake through the heart.)

THE OLD WITCH

No, this in not the nickname for your mother-in-law, this is a freshly filed application to register the trademark for an old character. Once the hostess of horror comics, remember the Crpytkeeper from Tales from the Crypt, this companion would tell of horrific stories in comic book form. The image to the right is the pending trademark registration.

PORNKINS

pornkinsPumpkin carving isn’t just for the kids anymore. “Pornkins” are adult image stencils that can be carved into a pumpkin to create an X-rated jack-o-lantern. Google image it, I dare you. First registered in 2009, this trademark is alive and kicking.

MICHAEL MYERS

michael myersFrom the greatest horror movie of all-time and appropriately titled Halloween, Michael Myers can never be killed and neither can his trademark. The movie is still going strong and was recently featured as a haunted house at Universal Studios. This trademark is registered in a class for action figures. So time to go play with my Michael Myers toys and wish everyone a Happy Halloween!